🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 The
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌Tail
🐌🐌🐌🐌Of
🐌🐌🐌Sid
🐌🐌The
🐌Snail
🐌🐌The
🐌🐌🐌Sid
🐌🐌🐌🐌Of
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌Tail
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌The

Hello! My Name Is Sidney Snail 🐌

Eyes On A Stalk
And I Slither Not Walk
🐌
My Family Name Is Very Odd
I'm A Slimy Slippery Gastropod!
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Don't Dare Say A Word
Watch Out For The Bird 🐦
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It's A Bird In The Sky!
Hungry For Snail Pie!
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Thought Just By Chance
I'd Sail ( Snails Can't Swim) To France
🐌
To Visit My Cousin
Actually I've Got A Dozen!
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Thought I Was Onto A Winner
When Invited Round For Dinner
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They Asked 'Do You Like Garlic Butter?'
Sid's On The Menu! I Heard Them Utter!
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It Dawned On Me A Bit Too Late!
My Cousin's & I On The Dinner Plate!
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Rest In Peace Sid & His Cousins!
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My Favourite Meal is A Dozen Snails!
(Escargot In France) With Lashings Of Garlic Butter!
If You've Never Eaten Snails?
Why not Try:-
Kentucky Fried Snail!
Mc Donalds Snail Burger! Yum Yum!
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
DISCLAIMER:-

NO SNAILS WERE HARMED (OR EATEN) DURING THE WRITING OF THIS POEM!


this is a repost!
but I have been gardening this morning
only to find that my garden is overrun
with Sid & his extended family happily
eating their way through all my flowering plants! 🤣🐌

© The Poetic Dinosaur🦖