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Constipation (A Kyrielle)
I strain and moan, push till it hurts,
I'm corked badly in my rear end.
Rock back and forth, slide side to side,
Constipation is not my friend.

I take some meds, to loosen up,
Waiting now for it to kick in.
Stomach bubbles, finally it's time,
Constipation is not my friend.

My diet sucks, mostly junk food,
Don't want this to happen again.
But I know me, I'll clog back up,
Constipation is not my friend.