1) All your tears😪are for boys... When last did you cry when singing a worship song?🙄

2) An alcoholic read a Billboard:
"Alcohol kills slowly".

He smiles to himself, saying I am not even in a hurry to die.😂😂😂😂😂😂

3)I was insulted because of my good attitude today. Is it bad to stop a taxi just to greet the people inside❓🥺* 🤣

4)You bought slimming tea and you are drinking it with bread & sardine. What exactly are you trying to achieve?* 🤔🤣

5)At what age did you discover that FANTA means Father Abraham Never Tasted Alcohol* 😂😆😆

6)Don't be a boring Boyfriend just take her phone and delete all her pics🤣🚶💔

7)Because I don't have money, u saw me at a restaurant and now asked me "who brought me there"🥺*

8)If you offer me food and I refuse, please ask again, I was shy at first😌* 🎭

9)Please if you like or love me, just tell me, stop zooming my picture in and out, now my head💆🏽‍♂️ is aching me panadol💊 is now #200*

10)Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"*
✔️✔️✔️😷😅

11)Wonders shall never cease,
I served my visitor fruit juice, only for him to tell me to keep it that he will drink after eating 😲😲.
Which food?

12)When sexing a slim girl, she will be like baby wait let me adjust my bone it has shift 😆😆😆😆😆

13)I just applied for a police job, should I start arresting people or wait till my application gets approved.

14)The drama I acted in my high school as a poor person, it's like God has taken it serious o*🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

15) Where are the Geography Students? What is the name of that star we see after a hot slap? 🤗🤗🤗🤗😎😎😎

16)You are broke and you are praying for LONG LIFE... What will you eat😜*

17) Not all broken relationships are worth crying😭 some deserve thanksgiving with tubers of yams, fowls and handkerchiefs to dance
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

© Emilano