Gemini was called for judgment in the
hell
Judge:Gemini, you are accused of bad cooking as you pour some cleaning chemical into food instead of salt causing the death of your in-laws
Gemini:See, the thing I hate most is cooking, and my in-laws keep demanding new things to cook for them. I didn't do that on purpose, it was a mistake.
Aquarius:Yes I am the witness, Gemini, Libra and I were on the video chat. It was just a blunder.
Libra:Yes Poor Gemini was jailed for that and then there when it tried to escape with a brilliant plan, it got caught and shot dead.
Judge:No, you will be punished for your negligence. I order you to go to heaven.
Gemini:Heaven! Just wow,
Judge:Go to heaven where your in-laws are staying, and I appoint you their cook for the next ten years.
Gemini:(crying)No, please let me stay here in hell.....
Judge ordering to the devils:Go and drop
the Gemini at the heaven
Now call the Cancer for justice.
Cancer came with the saddest and most manipulating face, even judges felt sorry for them.
Judge:You were accused of falsely defending your loved one when you knew the truth. You were the lawyer, and you cleared your client who was your loved one of charges. And then what happened, they killed you too. Why can't you be fair, your love is your weakness. Do you want to say something...
Cancer:Yes, My lord, I still love them
Justice:(Angrily) You won't learn the lesson, Your punishment is to go back to the earth as reincarnation again and again and be betrayed by the same love till you learn a lesson
Cancer:(nodding)Ok my lord.
Gemini:Still better than living with the in-laws
Justice:You came back again from heaven
Gemini:My lord please think twice
Judge:Getaway
Aquarius:Poor Cancer why don't they use brain instead of heart
Libra:Sorry to interrupt but why don't aquarians use a little bit of heart instead of brains all the time
Aquarius:Brain vs heart but Aquarius are not heartless, They are just logical thinkers
Libra:Whatever, but Cancers should learn fairness from me. Whatever is right is right and what is wrong is wrong even if it comes from the one whom we dearly love.
Judge:Case is closed. The next hearing is tomorrow.
Disclaimer:Based on the general traits of Gemini and Cancer. Not all gemini and cancer are like that.
© Shaesta