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Cheating... 😂
Bhaisahab jo aaj tak hostel mei nhi rhe na unko ek baar rehna chahiye 👍🏽 vaha aapko apne jeevan ka vo saar pta chlega ki jeevan mei kya kya nhi karna chahiye...😂
Fir hmaare exam aaye or hum sab fail ho gaye...😂 Bass OBC waale...
Hmei lga ye discrimination hai...
Hmne kaha kya krna hai ?? Keh rhe kya krna jaake padhai kro... Mai ke bhakkk!!! Ye jaise pta hi nhi tha hmei....Humne kaha hum kr lege kuch...hum hostel phunche hmne jaake committee bnaai sirf OBC vaalo ki....hmaare group mei aadhe Noida ke gurjar aadhe Meerut,, mujaffarnagar ke Jaat or 2,3 is desh ke kono se aaye hue log....hmne committee bnaai ki abse hum krege cheating...haa lekin hum krege saamohik cheating... Saamohik cheating hoti hai ke Cheating ka source ek hoga or paas saare ho jaayege...😂
Hmne kya kra hmne question paper dekha apna ki isme true false aate hai 20 number ke...mai ke ye teepne hai bass... Paas ho jayege... Ek plan bnaya hmne ek ko task diya ke agle vaali ki copy mei true false copy kr liyo or Water cooler ke paas likh aaiyo ...hum ek ek krke jayege true false dekh ke aa jayege... simple..?? Vo phle din likh aaya or aake khud hi maayus khada...hmne kaha kya hua?? Keh rha vaha na 1 hzaar true false likhe hai.. hmne kaha bc phle se ho raha hai hmara unique nhi tha...😂 Hmne kaha hmaare vale par ek box bna ke aa jisse hmei pta chal jaaye hmaare hai or aadhe ab bhi fail ho gye kyuki jo likh ke aaya na uski height hai 6 foot 4 inch...😂 Ye mahasaya itni upar likh kar aaye jo chhote chhote ja rhe unko sirf neeche ke 4 hi dikh rhe baaki 6 mei tukke lga rhe..😂 unhone aake revolt kr diya keh rhe hum nhi khelege ye vaala game change kro tum ye..jab tak hum change krte tab tk next day hmaare teacher ko hi pta chal gya...😂 Toh unhone usme likh diya unhone If true why?? Toh aadhe usme likhe because it's not false 😂 long answer se bhi tough bna diya usna ye...hum unke paas gye (teacher) hmne kaha jyada creative bnne ki jrurt nhi hai humei degree chahiye vahi purane vaala do 😂 Hmne purane vala uthaya or chal diye...
Ab hum logo ne socha ke is baar water cooler ke paas koi nhi likega is baar kaagaj par likhege or waha chhipa kar aa jayege fir 1 ghante baad jab kisi ko pta nhi chlega toh ek bnda jayega vo dekh ke aayega or hum sabko paas kr dega.... SIMPLE..??
Ab jo paper lene gya tha na use duniya ki safest jagah mili pen ki cap...😂
Usne pen ki cap mei farra deke pen bnd kr diya... Vo farra fas gya vo apni seat pe baith ke tak tak tak kr raha hai... Farra hi bahar ni aa raha hum keh rhe ki Farra paas kar vo pen ki cap de raha... Class mei pen ki cap ghum rahi... Thodi der mei teacher ko cap mil gyi vo cap ka pen dhoondh raha ... 🤣 Or jiska pen tha na usne pen faink diya.. 😀
Ye bina pen ke baitha hai khaali haath... Teacher aaye kehta tera hi pen hai...??
Bolta mai toh pen laya hi nhi..
Teacher :- accha.. ye naam kaise likha hai???
Kehra aage vaale se manga hai..
Teacher :- aage vaale ne mujhse manga hai..
Kehra ha toh aapka hi pehchaan nhi pa rhe ho..?
Teacher kehra cheating lgegi beta tujhpe tu gya Aaj
Kehta aise ni lgti cheating itna kanoon mai bhi janta hu... 🤣
Teacher :- Haan toh kanoon ka hi paper hai janta hai toh likh de...
Kehra likh toh du par pen nhi hai na.. 🤣
Or ye chal rha class ke ek taraf ...
Uska ek dost baitha vaha dusre corner pe use ye bhi nhi pta yaha ho kya raha... Vaha se haath utha ke keh raha sir meri cap hai..
Teacher :- Yaha kaise aayi ye ??
Kehta maine faink di thi
Teacher :- hmne toh dekha nhi
Kehta haa toh pkde jaane ke purpose se fainki bhi nhi thi ...🤣
Teacher ghum ke gya uski seat pe ,, jakar uska pen uthaya,,cap uthaayi
teacher :- Bolta beta ye toh iski cap hi nhi hai ye toh tight hai isme..
Kehta Haan tbhi toh farra fas gya ... 🤣
Teacher ne cap li ab vo apni seat par jaake Tak Tak Tak Tak kar raha...
Farra abhi bhi nhi nikla... 🤣
Teacher ne cap todi farra nikala or usme likha hai 4 true hai 6 false hai... 🤣
Teacher :- mai kisi ko kuch nahi kahuga bass ye bta do hai kaun ye??
Lo... Karlo cheating...
Pass toh nhi hue par maja bhut aaya lekin... Execution nhi tha na hmaare paas par planing thi... Ek ladke ne hmara samooh Tod diya... Ise hum pe vishwas nhi tha isne kaha mai apne aap kr lunga.. hmne kaha theek hmei ab bass next day ise dekhna hai...
Aaj ni hona paas aaj toh bass ise dekhege kya krega ye...
Ise apne sareer ki sabse acchi jagah mili pair (foot) ke neeche ye apne pair ke neeche notes likh ke le gya hai... Ye jb tak hostel se examination centre phuncha na vo chapp gya... Chappal pe... Ulta..!!
Ab exam mei bhi aise chappal ghuma raha hai
Teacher ne pucha kya hai ye ??
Kehta design hai...
Teacher :+ Ek chappal pe
Kehta ha sasti li thi tujhse matlab..🤣🤣
Teacher uthaya kehta hmm krke dikha isse cheating.. kar kar
Ye pehan ke bathroom chla gya teacher peeche peeche vo seeshe ke aage chappal lekar khda hua hai...
Next day vapas aa gya bolta mujhe vapas Lelo group mei hmne kaha aaja
Usi time hmaari class mei tha Abdul ... Abdul OBC ki list mei last tha ise koi umeed ni thi duniya se ye jee chhuka tha zindagi... Iska ho chhuka tha... Ye aaya kehta dekho yrr mai na na padh paata hu or na cheating kar paata hu... Ek kaam Krna mai na class ko disturb kr dunga Maine kaha kyu bolta ke mai class ko disturb kruga teacher mere paas aa jayege toh tum sab peeche se cheating kar lena... 🤣Mai ke ohhhh!! Hum sab mei ek sacrifice bhi kar raha hai...Hmne kaha theek hai
Exam suru hua phli seat pe baitha hai teacher ko dekh ke apne haath pe dekh raha hai or haath pe likha ni iske kuch... Ye bass timepaas kr rha hai jaise hi teacher ne iski taraf dekha isne haath band kr liya... Teacher iski taraf aaya haath peeche kar liya..😂 aur is time pe hmei cheating krni hai or hum Abdul ko dekh rhe hai .. maza hi itna aa raha tha haath hi nhi khol raha... Teacher sar pe khada ho gya haath khol kehta nhi kholuga
Teacher :- ispe kuch likha hai
Kehta pagal hai kya ?? Jab tak teacher ne uski chhoti vaali ungali pakad ke peeche ni lga di tab bhi nhi khol raha fir kehta 1 second, 1 second khol Raha fir usne haath bhtttt suaah sa krke haath khola or haath par kuch nhi likha tha🤣
Teacher ka sar fat gya pagalo ki tarah ghum raha kehta kya hua abhi ye ?? Hmse aake puchta kuch likha tha iske haath pe mai ke pta nhi hmne toh ye bhi suna hai ise kala jaadu aata hai.. teacher ne use paas kar diya or hmei fail kar diya... 😂
Lekin hum impress ho gye hum kehre ye itna genius ladka hmaare beech kya kar raha hai.. hmne committee ka president bnaya use... Hostel chal tu.. or agle din ye chhad bhi gya president banke... Kehta next plan bhut sahi hai... Hmne kaha kya ?? Kehra aisa plan hai paper cancel ho jayega...hmne kaha kse yrr ?? Kehta 10 se 1 ka paper hai.. 12 bajke 5 min pe mai khansunga tum sab apni table hilane lgna... 😂🤣 Ye sab graduation mei ho Raha hai...hmne kaha usse kya hoga ?? Kehta teacher ko lgega bhukanp (earthquake) hai... Vo kahega bhaago ... Apni answer sheet lekar bhaag jayege... Paper cancel... Hmne kaha waah oye genius...
Agle din 12 bje Tak paper mei kisi ne kuch likha hai cancel hone hi vala tha .. 😂 12.5 pe vo khansa hum sab apni table hilane lge... Teacher ne bahar jaane ko bola hi nhi..😂 Aur isne hmei ye ni btaya rukna kab hai ?? 🤣 Ab alg alag time par ruke toh bhukanp khraab ho jayega... Ye signal de de ke khaans raha hum or tej hila rhe... Teacher ne aage vaali row ko ghoora vo ruk gye peeche vaale ab bhi hila rhe hai... Toh last seat pe baitha vo kehra sir bhukanp aaya tha aise krke nikal gya .. teacher kehra idhar aaiyo.... Agli baar bhukanp aaye na toh use bta diyo ki teachers table bhi hilaani hoti hai... 🤣😂
Best wishes... ☺️👍🏽
#Saloni_writes #cheating
Fir hmaare exam aaye or hum sab fail ho gaye...😂 Bass OBC waale...
Hmei lga ye discrimination hai...
Hmne kaha kya krna hai ?? Keh rhe kya krna jaake padhai kro... Mai ke bhakkk!!! Ye jaise pta hi nhi tha hmei....Humne kaha hum kr lege kuch...hum hostel phunche hmne jaake committee bnaai sirf OBC vaalo ki....hmaare group mei aadhe Noida ke gurjar aadhe Meerut,, mujaffarnagar ke Jaat or 2,3 is desh ke kono se aaye hue log....hmne committee bnaai ki abse hum krege cheating...haa lekin hum krege saamohik cheating... Saamohik cheating hoti hai ke Cheating ka source ek hoga or paas saare ho jaayege...😂
Hmne kya kra hmne question paper dekha apna ki isme true false aate hai 20 number ke...mai ke ye teepne hai bass... Paas ho jayege... Ek plan bnaya hmne ek ko task diya ke agle vaali ki copy mei true false copy kr liyo or Water cooler ke paas likh aaiyo ...hum ek ek krke jayege true false dekh ke aa jayege... simple..?? Vo phle din likh aaya or aake khud hi maayus khada...hmne kaha kya hua?? Keh rha vaha na 1 hzaar true false likhe hai.. hmne kaha bc phle se ho raha hai hmara unique nhi tha...😂 Hmne kaha hmaare vale par ek box bna ke aa jisse hmei pta chal jaaye hmaare hai or aadhe ab bhi fail ho gye kyuki jo likh ke aaya na uski height hai 6 foot 4 inch...😂 Ye mahasaya itni upar likh kar aaye jo chhote chhote ja rhe unko sirf neeche ke 4 hi dikh rhe baaki 6 mei tukke lga rhe..😂 unhone aake revolt kr diya keh rhe hum nhi khelege ye vaala game change kro tum ye..jab tak hum change krte tab tk next day hmaare teacher ko hi pta chal gya...😂 Toh unhone usme likh diya unhone If true why?? Toh aadhe usme likhe because it's not false 😂 long answer se bhi tough bna diya usna ye...hum unke paas gye (teacher) hmne kaha jyada creative bnne ki jrurt nhi hai humei degree chahiye vahi purane vaala do 😂 Hmne purane vala uthaya or chal diye...
Ab hum logo ne socha ke is baar water cooler ke paas koi nhi likega is baar kaagaj par likhege or waha chhipa kar aa jayege fir 1 ghante baad jab kisi ko pta nhi chlega toh ek bnda jayega vo dekh ke aayega or hum sabko paas kr dega.... SIMPLE..??
Ab jo paper lene gya tha na use duniya ki safest jagah mili pen ki cap...😂
Usne pen ki cap mei farra deke pen bnd kr diya... Vo farra fas gya vo apni seat pe baith ke tak tak tak kr raha hai... Farra hi bahar ni aa raha hum keh rhe ki Farra paas kar vo pen ki cap de raha... Class mei pen ki cap ghum rahi... Thodi der mei teacher ko cap mil gyi vo cap ka pen dhoondh raha ... 🤣 Or jiska pen tha na usne pen faink diya.. 😀
Ye bina pen ke baitha hai khaali haath... Teacher aaye kehta tera hi pen hai...??
Bolta mai toh pen laya hi nhi..
Teacher :- accha.. ye naam kaise likha hai???
Kehra aage vaale se manga hai..
Teacher :- aage vaale ne mujhse manga hai..
Kehra ha toh aapka hi pehchaan nhi pa rhe ho..?
Teacher kehra cheating lgegi beta tujhpe tu gya Aaj
Kehta aise ni lgti cheating itna kanoon mai bhi janta hu... 🤣
Teacher :- Haan toh kanoon ka hi paper hai janta hai toh likh de...
Kehra likh toh du par pen nhi hai na.. 🤣
Or ye chal rha class ke ek taraf ...
Uska ek dost baitha vaha dusre corner pe use ye bhi nhi pta yaha ho kya raha... Vaha se haath utha ke keh raha sir meri cap hai..
Teacher :- Yaha kaise aayi ye ??
Kehta maine faink di thi
Teacher :- hmne toh dekha nhi
Kehta haa toh pkde jaane ke purpose se fainki bhi nhi thi ...🤣
Teacher ghum ke gya uski seat pe ,, jakar uska pen uthaya,,cap uthaayi
teacher :- Bolta beta ye toh iski cap hi nhi hai ye toh tight hai isme..
Kehta Haan tbhi toh farra fas gya ... 🤣
Teacher ne cap li ab vo apni seat par jaake Tak Tak Tak Tak kar raha...
Farra abhi bhi nhi nikla... 🤣
Teacher ne cap todi farra nikala or usme likha hai 4 true hai 6 false hai... 🤣
Teacher :- mai kisi ko kuch nahi kahuga bass ye bta do hai kaun ye??
Lo... Karlo cheating...
Pass toh nhi hue par maja bhut aaya lekin... Execution nhi tha na hmaare paas par planing thi... Ek ladke ne hmara samooh Tod diya... Ise hum pe vishwas nhi tha isne kaha mai apne aap kr lunga.. hmne kaha theek hmei ab bass next day ise dekhna hai...
Aaj ni hona paas aaj toh bass ise dekhege kya krega ye...
Ise apne sareer ki sabse acchi jagah mili pair (foot) ke neeche ye apne pair ke neeche notes likh ke le gya hai... Ye jb tak hostel se examination centre phuncha na vo chapp gya... Chappal pe... Ulta..!!
Ab exam mei bhi aise chappal ghuma raha hai
Teacher ne pucha kya hai ye ??
Kehta design hai...
Teacher :+ Ek chappal pe
Kehta ha sasti li thi tujhse matlab..🤣🤣
Teacher uthaya kehta hmm krke dikha isse cheating.. kar kar
Ye pehan ke bathroom chla gya teacher peeche peeche vo seeshe ke aage chappal lekar khda hua hai...
Next day vapas aa gya bolta mujhe vapas Lelo group mei hmne kaha aaja
Usi time hmaari class mei tha Abdul ... Abdul OBC ki list mei last tha ise koi umeed ni thi duniya se ye jee chhuka tha zindagi... Iska ho chhuka tha... Ye aaya kehta dekho yrr mai na na padh paata hu or na cheating kar paata hu... Ek kaam Krna mai na class ko disturb kr dunga Maine kaha kyu bolta ke mai class ko disturb kruga teacher mere paas aa jayege toh tum sab peeche se cheating kar lena... 🤣Mai ke ohhhh!! Hum sab mei ek sacrifice bhi kar raha hai...Hmne kaha theek hai
Exam suru hua phli seat pe baitha hai teacher ko dekh ke apne haath pe dekh raha hai or haath pe likha ni iske kuch... Ye bass timepaas kr rha hai jaise hi teacher ne iski taraf dekha isne haath band kr liya... Teacher iski taraf aaya haath peeche kar liya..😂 aur is time pe hmei cheating krni hai or hum Abdul ko dekh rhe hai .. maza hi itna aa raha tha haath hi nhi khol raha... Teacher sar pe khada ho gya haath khol kehta nhi kholuga
Teacher :- ispe kuch likha hai
Kehta pagal hai kya ?? Jab tak teacher ne uski chhoti vaali ungali pakad ke peeche ni lga di tab bhi nhi khol raha fir kehta 1 second, 1 second khol Raha fir usne haath bhtttt suaah sa krke haath khola or haath par kuch nhi likha tha🤣
Teacher ka sar fat gya pagalo ki tarah ghum raha kehta kya hua abhi ye ?? Hmse aake puchta kuch likha tha iske haath pe mai ke pta nhi hmne toh ye bhi suna hai ise kala jaadu aata hai.. teacher ne use paas kar diya or hmei fail kar diya... 😂
Lekin hum impress ho gye hum kehre ye itna genius ladka hmaare beech kya kar raha hai.. hmne committee ka president bnaya use... Hostel chal tu.. or agle din ye chhad bhi gya president banke... Kehta next plan bhut sahi hai... Hmne kaha kya ?? Kehra aisa plan hai paper cancel ho jayega...hmne kaha kse yrr ?? Kehta 10 se 1 ka paper hai.. 12 bajke 5 min pe mai khansunga tum sab apni table hilane lgna... 😂🤣 Ye sab graduation mei ho Raha hai...hmne kaha usse kya hoga ?? Kehta teacher ko lgega bhukanp (earthquake) hai... Vo kahega bhaago ... Apni answer sheet lekar bhaag jayege... Paper cancel... Hmne kaha waah oye genius...
Agle din 12 bje Tak paper mei kisi ne kuch likha hai cancel hone hi vala tha .. 😂 12.5 pe vo khansa hum sab apni table hilane lge... Teacher ne bahar jaane ko bola hi nhi..😂 Aur isne hmei ye ni btaya rukna kab hai ?? 🤣 Ab alg alag time par ruke toh bhukanp khraab ho jayega... Ye signal de de ke khaans raha hum or tej hila rhe... Teacher ne aage vaali row ko ghoora vo ruk gye peeche vaale ab bhi hila rhe hai... Toh last seat pe baitha vo kehra sir bhukanp aaya tha aise krke nikal gya .. teacher kehra idhar aaiyo.... Agli baar bhukanp aaye na toh use bta diyo ki teachers table bhi hilaani hoti hai... 🤣😂
Best wishes... ☺️👍🏽
#Saloni_writes #cheating
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