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We Can't All Be Goldfish
Today I heard a lady claim she has the memory of a fish
Excitedly I said, "Ma'am, me too, what kind of fish are we talking?"
She stared a long while, then gurgled "Gold!" quite shocked, I laughed out "Ha, you wish"
"You can say what you want, but we all know your assertion ain't walking..."
"Your unsettling stare must be at least one-quarter of the way drained
Yet you expect me to accept your assertion of top eight ranking
I ain't biting— I'm not implying that you're bony-eared ass fish brained
But your claim of gold fish level memory is totally tanking"
#fishbowled #rhyme #wordplay #fish
© danie_af
Excitedly I said, "Ma'am, me too, what kind of fish are we talking?"
She stared a long while, then gurgled "Gold!" quite shocked, I laughed out "Ha, you wish"
"You can say what you want, but we all know your assertion ain't walking..."
"Your unsettling stare must be at least one-quarter of the way drained
Yet you expect me to accept your assertion of top eight ranking
I ain't biting— I'm not implying that you're bony-eared ass fish brained
But your claim of gold fish level memory is totally tanking"
#fishbowled #rhyme #wordplay #fish
© danie_af
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