I don't mind looking at my reflection
I know I'm getting older every day
I've got bags appearing under my eyes
and my hair is turning a shade of grey.

My body used to be a temple
I used to have perfect eye sight
now I wear big round NHS glasses
and put my teeth in a glass at night.

My love life's none existent
I'm beginning to crack and creak
my brain is always willing and able
but my body is getting feeble and weak.

I'm told I'm to old to go out clubbing
and I should stay at...