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A Father's Life
When us Father's and Dads have baby girls they are our princesses and our sons are our princes.

When they grow up, we think on what we want best for them.

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A daughter brings her boyfriend over to meet dad, the dad asks the boy a question "Are you a man or a Boy ?" the boy replies "A man", the dad/father says "A boy, I say this because a MAN would of replied A Man Sir. Which you did not." the boy says "Sorry sir, won't happen again".

The father/dad asks the boy, "When you get out of the shower, what do you dry off first ?" The boy replies "My feet first, then the rest of my body and my head last, why do you ask ?"

The father/dad replies, "You have two options. Option A, you breakup with my daughter now and never speak to her again or Option B, I bury you 100 ft underground right now"

The boy says "Sir?" The father/dad replies "choose", The boy...