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Dead Man
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A man was proved to be mentally ill. But, he wasn’t. He was also very strange sometimes, he was deadly affected, Said the people.
The doctor was being called, There is no chance for survival, Doctor said. Sooner family & friends gathered for him. He will not remain until 6 PM this evening, Said the doctor.
The ticktick of the clock all was up to it. The man was watching the clock and exactly 6 PM he closed his eyes.
But, he was not dead. His idiotic life’s philosophy was so suppressed on him that it told him that he is dead. He has to obey that.
He tried to reopen his eyes(Saw clock again), moved the limbs.
His wife was sitting nearby, she said close your eyes!
After being dead you are opening your eyes have you got any shame?! The wife said.
Doctors, Astrologers, philosophers have said that you will be dead at 6!, Said the wife.
Doctors have taken a lot of fees. You are dead, don’t you understand that! She said.
And it was not possible for him or for any husband who doesn't listen to his wife.
He was lying, closed-eyed all night long, But alive. The very next morning neighbourhood denied of burring him as everyone realized that he was alive.
At last, wife and doctor came, examined him but it was too late.
He had lived his life all night long in the philosophy of being dead.
That Morning, Eureka! Eureka!, the miracle, you are still alive by the god's grace, Congratulations, Said the Doctor.
And wife gave a puzzled smile.
Sorry doctor, I am already dead, to whom you are talking to!. Said the alive dead man.
Doc said, you are alive dear.
You are having a big misconception doctor!. Man said.
Maybe I have become a ghost now!
I was also in a doubt before my death but now after talking to you I have realized that I am a spirit now! Man said.
Now it was great trouble, how to realize him that he is still alive. He was very mischievous.
You, You only did this all chaos, you only rectify it, Wife said to the doc.
Take more fees but change his mental philosophy, otherwise, we will go mental. We want him as he was before. Anyhow calibrate him, Wife said.
Breakfast was ready but he didn’t got up. Time for office, but still lying on the bed.
This happening, was very annoying and scary.
Man was enjoying, he said in his heart, this is amazing. Getting all people's attention. No office, nothing. I used to get upset by not getting a holiday, Man thought lying n the bed.
Now no worries, just lying on the bed. This was more than life.wow!
But wife, children, relatives & friends were worried that what will happen next. All were forcing doc to solve the complications.
The doctor got an idea.
Ok, now look into the mirror, Said the doc to the man.
Are you crazy? Have you seen any ghost looking at the mirror ever? The man said.
Oh! God, Said the doc.
Doc said to the man, tell me one thing, does a dead body have blood.
No! it becomes all water, The man replied.
The doctor said I will slightly lightly cut your forearm skin and it will be all clear, Said the doctor.
Ok!, Man said. Doc did it, See the blood is coming now!! Now you realized?? It's is proved now that you are alive, Said the doc.
The man said, oh god!! it means the belief of blood transformation was wrong, see red blood is coming out, the man said.
It is proved that man dies but blood doesn’t., the man said & laughs.
People & doc are in huge shock today.
And the man is still on the bed.
A man was proved to be mentally ill. But, he wasn’t. He was also very strange sometimes, he was deadly affected, Said the people.
The doctor was being called, There is no chance for survival, Doctor said. Sooner family & friends gathered for him. He will not remain until 6 PM this evening, Said the doctor.
The ticktick of the clock all was up to it. The man was watching the clock and exactly 6 PM he closed his eyes.
But, he was not dead. His idiotic life’s philosophy was so suppressed on him that it told him that he is dead. He has to obey that.
He tried to reopen his eyes(Saw clock again), moved the limbs.
His wife was sitting nearby, she said close your eyes!
After being dead you are opening your eyes have you got any shame?! The wife said.
Doctors, Astrologers, philosophers have said that you will be dead at 6!, Said the wife.
Doctors have taken a lot of fees. You are dead, don’t you understand that! She said.
And it was not possible for him or for any husband who doesn't listen to his wife.
He was lying, closed-eyed all night long, But alive. The very next morning neighbourhood denied of burring him as everyone realized that he was alive.
At last, wife and doctor came, examined him but it was too late.
He had lived his life all night long in the philosophy of being dead.
That Morning, Eureka! Eureka!, the miracle, you are still alive by the god's grace, Congratulations, Said the Doctor.
And wife gave a puzzled smile.
Sorry doctor, I am already dead, to whom you are talking to!. Said the alive dead man.
Doc said, you are alive dear.
You are having a big misconception doctor!. Man said.
Maybe I have become a ghost now!
I was also in a doubt before my death but now after talking to you I have realized that I am a spirit now! Man said.
Now it was great trouble, how to realize him that he is still alive. He was very mischievous.
You, You only did this all chaos, you only rectify it, Wife said to the doc.
Take more fees but change his mental philosophy, otherwise, we will go mental. We want him as he was before. Anyhow calibrate him, Wife said.
Breakfast was ready but he didn’t got up. Time for office, but still lying on the bed.
This happening, was very annoying and scary.
Man was enjoying, he said in his heart, this is amazing. Getting all people's attention. No office, nothing. I used to get upset by not getting a holiday, Man thought lying n the bed.
Now no worries, just lying on the bed. This was more than life.wow!
But wife, children, relatives & friends were worried that what will happen next. All were forcing doc to solve the complications.
The doctor got an idea.
Ok, now look into the mirror, Said the doc to the man.
Are you crazy? Have you seen any ghost looking at the mirror ever? The man said.
Oh! God, Said the doc.
Doc said to the man, tell me one thing, does a dead body have blood.
No! it becomes all water, The man replied.
The doctor said I will slightly lightly cut your forearm skin and it will be all clear, Said the doctor.
Ok!, Man said. Doc did it, See the blood is coming now!! Now you realized?? It's is proved now that you are alive, Said the doc.
The man said, oh god!! it means the belief of blood transformation was wrong, see red blood is coming out, the man said.
It is proved that man dies but blood doesn’t., the man said & laughs.
People & doc are in huge shock today.
And the man is still on the bed.
