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My academy antics:Short side story 2
Class idiot:If 2 + 2 is 4 ,2 × 2 is 4 ,then why is 2 - 2 0?

Dan:🤦‍♂️

Aaron:Bro,let me tell you a secret.

Class idiot:What???

Aaron:THIS IS FREAKING 1ST GRADE MATH!!!

Dan:No,it's for kindergarteners.

Class idiot:is it for babies???

Dan:Just shut up.Youre talking everything except common sense.

Aaron:I've never heard you say anything smart.

Dan:He's the class idiot what do you expect?

Smart kid:I thought he would show signs of gaining brain cells.Instead he's losing them.

Aaron:He has the lowest iq.Even a pig has a higher iq.

Smart kid:If he can't do 2-2,then he can't do 1 7×8 6 ,it would be nearl-

Class idiot:1462

Smart kid:What?

Class idiot:That's the answer.

Smart kid:Let me work it out on paper.

Aaron:There is no way that's the right answer.

Smart kid:It's the right answer...

Dan:Are.You.Serious.Right.Now.

Smart kid:We underestimated the God.

Dan:All hail Lord idi-

Aaron:Stop!!! this is freaking ridiculous. I'm leaving.

Smart kid:あなたの秘密のマスターを教えてください!!

Class idiot:Can't do that peasant. 私はあなたの王であり、リーダーであり、統治者であり、

Mr.Ben:Stop,I'm the only king here.Get out.

Class idiot:時間と可能性の無駄

P.S I used Google translate so not sure if it's accurate.

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