1. Sometimes you have to threaten poverty😠. Just dress up, 🚶🏾‍♂️Walk to a garage and ask for the price of the latest Benz. When you are told the price, nod and say you'll get back.
Walk home relax and say "yea man", let poverty feel threatened😁🤣😁🤣😁

2. Attention!. Attention please!
How old were u b4 u knew that 5 ants+ 5 ants is = tenants

3. One of the advantages of being a beautiful girl is that you will buy something in the supermarket and pay with your phone number.
Ugly girls I am sorry.
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4. 😅 Most ladies pray for Hardworking men, Yet They Don't Respond To Greetings From labourers.
So Ironic

5. A stingy guy doesn't deserve a shaved pussy. Let him struggle in the forest of darkness

6. You have been doing it raw and never gotten pregnant and you think you are smart right? Sister what if you are barren?
Think about it oooooooo

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7. My dear, if you are in a relationship and he only has time for u at night, you're dating a mosquito
😂😂😂
Let Me mind my business

8. If our boyfriends know how many guys 👦 we ignore just for them... They'll pay us salaries... Gals are we together...?

9. No guy is perfect,just pick your own demon and keep pouring anointed oil on his head..😂
Power must change hands 👐

10. How much is the most expensive phone you have used so far ?
Me iPhone Y2plus @* *950k. it has gas cooker.
Pls don't lie
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© Emilano