Ah, love, the age-old game of emotional Russian roulette. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is made of rubber. You spend your days googling "How to decode mixed signals," and your nights crying into a pint of ice cream that's just as emotionally unavailable as your crush. But hey, at least love keeps the therapists in business and the greeting card...