If I was a man, oh shit! I'd try to pick a fight just to get hit. I'd wear my hat backwards, but no sag to my pants. I'd only ask the pretty girls out to dance.

If I was a man, oh shit! I'd work on my car just to go race it. I'd probably chew and smoke. Knowing damn well what I need the most.

If I was a man, oh shit! I'd beat up all the bullies who deserved it. I'd probably fail my classes. But I'd pay attention in shop while wearing sunglasses. Smooth talking to all...