If I was a man, oh shit! I'd try to pick a fight just to get hit. I'd wear my hat backwards, but no sag to my pants. I'd only ask the pretty girls out to dance.

If I was a man, oh shit! I'd work on my car just to go race it. I'd probably chew and smoke. Knowing damn well what I need the most.

If I was a man, oh shit! I'd beat up all the bullies who deserved it. I'd probably fail my classes. But I'd pay attention in shop while wearing sunglasses. Smooth talking to all my teachers and skipping class to hangout under bleachers.

If I was a man, oh shit! I'd probably fucking lose it. I know I'd find something and abuse it. Or sleep with a woman who has nice lips and only wants to do it.

But I'm glad I'm not a male. Oh, shit I'd probably fail. And not to mention forget to get my mail. And I probably wouldn't give a shit about a sale.

Thank God I'm a woman and I definitely always own it. Sadly all you want is to bone it.

But you should remember this only: a man feels with his hands and eyes - eventually leading to his dick.

A woman feels with her heart and soul - eventually leading to heartbreak and that's the one thing that makes this woman sick.


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