Disclaimer: All the characters and the events are real. It contains strong language and diss. It is meant to hurt everyone, any similarity to any writer is purely intentional. No one should read it, stop reading NOW!
(Today guys I am going to interview some 'top' writers and ask them the reason behind their success!If you call it success..)
Welcome,mr. Sea it's great to have you here..
Share some tips with us,we want to hear!
(Baby face starts his 'advice')
First of all, follow people as much as you can..
Second, give fake appreciation, pretend to be the biggest fan!
Third,go to the comments and ask them to read your post..
Fourth,find new writers, congrats them and make them followers,have a toast!
(Cheers buddy..)
Fifth, if someone don't understand your Post's language,tell them to just leave a heart..(❤️)
Sixth, never read others post if they don't follow you,stay away be smart!!
(Miss rule wants to add something..)
Don't forget to complain about why you are not in trending page!!
Use some useless, unknown words to get some extra edge..
Write about anything just spam others to read..
It is so easy to be trending, keep telling everyone to follow is all you need!!
(Some other 'writers' add some more TIPs?)
Spam everyone's comment box with 'followtofollowback' or like, comment and share..
Request everyone to view your shit and check the trending list if you are there!!
Don't waste time on them who won't read your stuff..
Lick shoes of everyone and see being a popular writer..it isn't that tough!!
( Read Enough shit, now listen to me..)
Ask yourself, what you want a follower or a reader in your post..
Stop trying to get fake appreciation,it's your writing that matters the most!!
Want to achieve true recognition then start to 'do little'..
Work hard dear, try to be a beetle!
Work in silent let your echo be heard here..(silent echo 👈)
You are a 'young writer', open your heart and share!!
Like rhymes be 'Shayna','IaiM', a 'poetess' or join the 'poetic parade'!
Why rule the earth be 'Plutonian' and spread your 'brightness'(teju) and watch what they said...
'touch the sky with Glory' and have passion to write..
Think about what I said and tell me I am wrong or right!!
don't get mad at me, you know I love you..😈
don't write to just get followers, write for yourself.. there are so many brilliant writers don't get recognition as noone read them.. in trending page, most of the writings are just shit..let me know your thoughts in the comments..
#realwriting
© Soumyadip