You say you fell in love with my poetry?
And would like to pay me for a job, but it's small?
Write a short poem and you'll pay $100?
Sure, there's nothing suspicious about that, at all.

Your financial manager screwed up the check?
He mistakenly wrote it for 10 times the amount that you owe me?
And you want me to deposit it and send you back the rest?
Nothing wrong with that plan, that I can see.

Your spirit advisor won’t leave you alone because they have an urgent message for me?
The message will change my life?
And you must deliver it to me immediately?

Oh no - not immediately -
not until you get the "donation" needed to stimulate good luck.
But change my life for a mere 40 dollars?
What a bargain...Sign me up!

You say you’ve had your heart...