What message should we send to aliens in space.
Something that represents every culture and race.
Something that will sting like mase.
Something that everyone says, even to thier face.
Well what should we say? "I don't care. It's not like this signal wil ever be traced."
That's it. "I don't care"
It's screams Humans. Take as much and don't share.
It has a asshole flare.
OK let me program this. Pull up a chair.
OK... sent. From Humans " I don't care"
We will step on to get what we want, so there..
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Hey Bob, we got a message from the Humans. Look here's a picture of some guy with wavy hair.
The message states....From....Humans...
"I don't care"

Alert..Alert.. The alarms start to blare.
Cap.. what do we do.
Destination..Earth. I gotta pick up some glue.
They got the good stuff, who knew.
Off they go with a stacked crew.



4 weeks past.
Greetings.....
Hey a message from aliens atlast.
Greetings...we are here to take over and get some glue.
That's what they said? Glue?
Yes Humans..It's true.
You are gonna take over as well? That's not fair.
Hmmmhaaaaahahaaha..We don't care.


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