As the wind and rain wear away at the earth,
So to has the power of the gods diminished.
The mighty storm - bringer, Zeus,
Presents the weather on the 6 o'clock news, Though his predictions are always wrong.
Demeter runs an orphanage,
Taking care of children,
Who have never known a mother's love.
Hera owns a dating site,
Where the debaucherous and desperate,
Look for hook-ups and one night stands.
Vows and fidelity being relics of the past.
Aphrodite, once the epitome of beauty,
Can be found in a magazine,
Hidden under a boy's bed.
Athena and Ares rest their...