Northeast green country ain't even on the map, but hopefully this thing right here can put a change in that, yeah it's true we put in work and live backwoods kinda lives, and settle down in real small towns with our highschool sweetheart wives, but that don't mean we don't know how to get a party started, and drink alcohol till the law gets called and we're talking half retarted, some of us have big ass trucks that ain't no back road myth, and you'll probably smell sweet marijuana if you stop and take a sniff, yes we hunt and fish and shit when the weather's feeling right, and stomp a mud hole in the hay at the bar on Friday night, so come on out to the rural road routes and get a little wild, just don't test or disrespect us and our country style, whether high noon or the bright full moon can't say no to country lovin', and with how that woman shakes her ass I thank God that I'm her husband, so take a chance on a real slow dance or drink beer and meet and mingle, and if your leaving with a girl just please make sure she's single, you don't have to be filthy rich to get with these country ladies, there not impressed by your bank account or that you drive a new Mercedes, they only have a couple rules like never lie or cheat, beyond that just do your best to treat them very sweet, and when your friends start mentioning you not being in the city, just turn up your stereo and drown them out with a little Conway Twitty.

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