This is the true story

Back in 2006, I moved into Wollongong with girlfriend

Back in 2003 I went and got the snip no more, kids

If you don’t know they give you a Vin Diesel down there

I continued to keep it manicured after the operation

My girlfriend at the time was smoking hot, we would have sex, at least 3 times a day. Now I got to tell you I made a rookie mistake by shaving down there too much.

 Ingrown hair appears on my dick, not good when you’re having sex

 As this equation shows
Friction = Weeping=Pain

We also got our first computer. Have no idea how to use it.

So it’s a Friday morning this ingrown hair has been there for a week and it’s killing me. We just had sex and she’s about to go to work. Before she goes gets a bit of Detol mixed with water had said “ Get a cotton wool bud,  dab it into the mixture and then on your dick. Repeat that three more times today you’ll be right tonight.

She’s gone to work and I’m alone with the computer it’s 9:30 am and I’m surfing the net. Rooky mistake number 2 putting in exact words for the search. I was on a wild goose chase. Now it’s starting to piss me off. I really can’t explain, the next...