Benedict after getting a couple of drinks down has a habit of boasting about his past . "It was a glorious day the day I lost my arm." He says, raising what is left of it. Which i't much, just the ¼ of what it used to be.
"I was at kargil. I single handedly fought 20 Pakistanis." He says say ,snickering and snarling.
over the years that I've known him, he has fought against the Chinese army. Against the British.Hitler's Wehrmacht. He's fought along side the Alexander the Great. He was in God's army. He fought before the creation of the universe and has no intention of ever stopping it. he loses his arm in every battle he fights.

People wonder how he manages to do things with one arm and I wonder what he looks like when he's fucking? I've often imagined of him flapping ¼of his arm like a chicken wing