A woman goes to a lending library to return a book. “As per our records, this book has been with you for eighteen years. You will need to pay the overdue charges,” the librarian says. The woman agrees. “Why did you take eighteen years to finish the book?” the librarian asks. The woman says, “Well, I planned to read the book right away. But then I met this man. We talked all night. Two months later, we were married. I was going to read the book after...