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IF RATS COULD TALK. 🤣🤣💝🙈
AT A PERSON'S HOUSE
boss rat: this woman food is not sweet, the husband should propose to another woman.
rat 1: you are right.
rat 2: I feel like to vomit.
rat 3: it's okay guys, why can't you all be grateful that we all have food to eat.
boss rat: shut up, do you want to go and marry the woman??? get out of this place and marry the woman, nonsense.
rat 3:. sorry.
MESSENGER RAT APPEARED ON THE STAGE.

messager rat: sir, there's a rat who want to commit suicide.
boss rat: does rat commit suicide?? don't worry, I'm coming.
OUT SIDE
boss rat: I heard you wanted to commit suicide, what happened to you??
rat 4: my papa have already died.
boss rat: (crying along....)
rat 4: remember the time when I told you that my mum went on vacation.
boss rat: nod his head (yes)
rat 4: I was lying that time. she went and remarry another husband. I want to go and kill myself now.
boss rat: (crying..) sorry...... have you eaten??
rat 4: no, I never eaten.
boss rat: you never eat and you want to die... 🤣🤣🤣. .... see bread on the step over there, eat it and enjoy.
rat 4: okay, I will eat. (eating.....)
2 SEC.....
rat 4: (crying and shouting..) I don't like the way I am feeling.
boss rat: huh??? (supposed)
rat 4: I don't like the way I'm feeling. (crying and shouting)
boss rat: what is "I don't like the way I'm feeling"
rat 4: I don't like the way I'm feeling, it look like this bread is poison.
boss rat: poison? (doubted the conversation) how would they poison fresh bread on the floor. let me taste it.
2 SEC 🤣🤣🤣
boss rat:(crying..) I am finished.
rat 4: I told you (crying..)
boss rat: poison?? I would have leave you so that you will die.( crying)
rat 4: sorry.. don't worry we are going to meet in heaven.
boss rat: there is nothing like heaven for rats, if we have died, that's the end. BYE...
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