After giving a punishment sentence to Cancer Gemini, Leo, and Taurus, it is the turn of Virgo to be called upon for the verdict.
Virgo was caught by the gatekeepers of heaven when it was trying to enter it secretly.
Gatekeeper of Heaven: Your honor! Virgo should be punished twice or thrice because they escaped hell without permission and are trying to trespass heaven.
Capricorn: Objection, my lord! Virgo should be rewarded for their intelligence, as how it managed to escape hell
Judge: Overruled! You are not their lawyer,
Capricorn: I want to be. Tell me the procedure.
Judge:You can not, you are a victim here.
Scorpio:Sorry to interrupt, then why Libra is appointed as the account holder?
Libra:I am not legally appointed. The account holder was found to be my friend. So I was just helping them.
Scorpio:And enjoying the benefits of heaven on hell.
Aquarius:Can anyone tell me what offense Virgo did?
Pisces:Virgo was the caretaker of a bedridden
old lady. One day Virgo gave an overdose of sleeping pills to the lady and she died. Poor lady
Judge:Order, Order! Do you want to say something, Virgo? I am giving you the sentence.
Virgo:I hadn't done anything wrong. I deserved to be in heaven because of what the old lady was suffering. It's no life for her and she used to cause so much filth and I had to clean it. Doctors were not treating her condition, they were just making money to keep her alive.
Judge:Did the lady tell you she wants to die? Were her children telling you to do that?
Virgo:No the children want to keep her alive till the property matters are resolved. It was so selfish of everyone and I was fed up with cleaning the old lady's dirt.
Judge: That's no excuse, Instead of killing her, you should have left the job.
Virgo:I signed an agreement of one year and it was getting unbearable to tolerate the old lady.
What I did was right.
Sagittarius:Excuse me! But how do you end up here in hell, I mean how did you die?
Virgo:Of course I was caught and sentenced to death.
Capricorn:Virgo will get the punishment here also.Very unfair!
Pisces: What you reap shall sow, death is not a punishment, its freedom.
Judge:All the excuses of Virgo are crap and I am making Virgo the housekeeper of the prison. They have to do all sorts of cleaning and organizing in the prison
Virgo:No lord I can't tolerate dirt, dust, and chaos please give me some other punishment.
Judge: The case is dismissed. Come Virgo and be the housekeeper of jail. And if I am happy with your work, you will be made the hygiene head of hell.
Now call Libra for justice...
Disclaimer:Based on general negative traits of Virgo. Not all Virgos are like that.
© Shaesta