So I'm just sitting There watching TV and BING !
😳
It's my phone.... An ad pops up saying "Is your Woman Satisfied"
😳🤔
I'm single sooooo.. I guess not.... 🤨
I figured what the hell....
And Clicked.... BOOM FREAKING PORN SITE 😠
WTF ......well 🤔
🥴
So an hour an a half later 😏
I started to think , I've been on the bench for a while maybe I need a refresher course read up on some things, 🤔
Women are complicated and with technology God only knows what they came up with now 😳
But where to start 🤔
The Porn site,🖕😁
That wasn't much help... 😏
It was Actually kind of intimidating 🥺
So I used the Google...😁👍
And for some reason It kept bringing up Viagra 🤨
And something about Peyronie's disease 😮
Now I was told that was caused by Unnmn eh 😳 nevermind 😐
After an hour or so I finally found a site called "Sex /Tech" 😁
Well all right...🤪🎉💥..
WHOA ......... 😳
Okay I don't know what's going on out there but I'll be damned if I'm competing with an automatic pecker it doesn't make any sense AUTOMATIC ROTATING PECKERS THAT SUCTION CUP TO THE WALL 😳 YUP , What the hell's going on 😳
And it get weirder mannequins that are like real people, you don't even need a human being ANYMORE 😫
And for the guys they got this f****** SLINKY that moves back and forth you put it on your thing 😳 apparently it's fun for a girl and a boy I think it's creepy 🥺
Does anybody go to a bar anymore......Geeeeez
So I went back to the Porn site see if there's anything on there that would help......
After 2 hours I gave up my hand hurt from TYPING 😳😒. Anyway.....
I'm a dinosaur it's a whole new world out there full of freaks and robots .....
I guess I'm just old school I'm a Hands-On guy I like to feel skin real skin not that rubber stuff and smell her hair feel her soft lips look into her beautiful eyes hear the sound of her breathing NOT deflating , hearing the sound of her voice whispering in my ear .......... NO NO NO WRONG PLACE XXXXX 😳 😏
OH well I sure as hell ain't getting involved with all that sex tech, I just figured out the G-Spot thing a few years back 😳 AND WTF is
up with A - F 🤔
I wish somebody would have told me they don't count......
Do they have a shot for that Peyronie's disease cuz now it's freaking me out is it contagious 😳 🤔 that would have came in handy with the G-Spot thing
Anyway what was talking about again..
Oh yeah my phone I think they listen to us welcome to the age of The Matrix....😞
👋 Bye bye
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