Want to be a mad scientist?

*Nipples on a frog, nipples on a frog, hi-ho cheerio, I put nipples on a frog!

Want to be an even madder mad scientist?

*Hallucinogenic milk drips from the nips of thine frog, does thou wish to take a sip? Uh-hee, a-hi, uh-ho!

One up yourself as a mad scientist again?

*(Sing to the tune of away in a manger)A-cloning the froggy until there are more, so many more that they could fill up a store. What store you may ask, how about a Walmart, the little froggies shall be my army.

Is there a reason for that army of frogs with nipples that excrete hallucinogenic milk?

*I shall rain them down from the sky as a plague!

Okay........ no more questions, I think I might be adequately disturbed now, I have the feeling that you did much more in genetic alterations than just what you mentioned, that one frog is wearing lingerie and I am fairly certain it just tried to seduce me.......