"Why are girls so...
So difficult to understand, " I quickly changed my words as I realised what I was speaking might be inappropriate for another girl!
"They're deep, and hold a chaos inside their silly hearts, sometimes they hold so much they themselves never realise!"
I know it's the human nature even boys have a lot, we can't even behave as we wish to or be a crybaby..
"Let's leave our philosophy class aside and continue with our buisness", she quickly shifted to an alert posture as the words escaped my mouth..
"Yes I don't really have all that time either so tell me what exactly happened because I tried to ask her but she denied to speak a word, I know she's hurt and I would try my best to sort it out! You need any help ask me, I can even help with secret burials" it gave me a chill because she didn't knew I was the culprit and the one she might be burying would be me!
"Hey don't mind , I was joking around you know I have been used to cracking dark and nasty jokes, being a fictional detective is exhausting.."
"I know sister, I want you to help me, I am the reason why she's at this condition"
"What the heck she's so depressed bcz of you boy I'm sure you've done a crime, a mistake won't change that girl's attitude completely! I know it's hardest to offend her at any cost, what did you do!!"
I narrated the story with my point of view and accepted I was at fault...
"I would never expect something like this out of you,oh my devil, that's horrible !!
I know it I know! Just take us out of this I'll treat you chocolates!
"I'll talk to her, but if I were her,I would beat the shit out of you Mikey!!"

© drunk soul