These new and most importantly improved plastic subway train cards,
Will only take you up to 10,000 yards,
Although on the way there's been some blockage of the tracks my glass shards.

It looks like I won't make it to my toll booth in Minnesota on time,
I look out the window and I see a dancing mime,
The waiter passes me and I tap his shoulder to get a glass of water with lime,

Mhmm, my favorite
I was going to savor it,
Till someone came over to my seat, and started playing with my bracelet.

She was kinda cute,
She even brought over and started playing her flute,
She stopped playing and asked me if I like dried fruit,
And I said I like grape fruit,

Does that count?
I then said, but I think what does matter is the amount,
You consume, meanwhile the lady in the back is doing a head count,
While I'm thinking about my sperm count.

When I made it to my stop,
I heard the combustion do a loud pop,
Good thing I made it to my stop, in which I carry my luggage out and set it down all in one plop, drop,
Before I go to work I must shop,
For a mop,
To clean the toll booths floors so I don't have to swap,

Booths,
Maybe that miniser was telling unfortunate love truths
In my youths.

I get to the store,
Looking for one item and came out with four,
I get to the toll booth and I saw that same chick again I could of swore,
I unlocked the booth, opened the door, closed it behind me,
And opened the drawer,
To make sure I had change, As I look up to find another stinkin' chore,
I see an old man laying on the ground with the loudest snore,
I knew he was probably lost or ran out of money so I woke him up,  gave him $100 bucks to catch the next bus and he ran away  screaming "SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!"


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