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A suicidal president
(A emergency joint session of congress went into session immediately after president macnab said he wanted to kill himself so they sent A counselor in to talk with him she walked into the West wing of the oval office and talked to President Macnab A Covertly) She asked "Good evening Mr President How are you feeling today". The president said "I dont feel too good I mean I gotta deal with all this nuclear war BS its a lot of stress and we all know stress kills". so the counselor said "But it's with all due respect sir you are the president you knew what you was getting yourself into right". The president said "Yes but I didn't know that this was going to be this stressful". The counselor said "Well sir you should have thought about that before getting into the election". "I guess". The counselor said "So Mr President what do you want me to do for you I deal with people in mental health everyday all day but this is different sir you have to uphold this office to the best of your ability and get those thoughts in check else they will totally destroy you because you are in a state of power the hectic life you live that's part of the job and honestly if you can't handle that then I think you should resign and go back to living a calm modest lifestyle so what are you going to do". The president said "finish out my 3 years". The counselor said "it feels like a long time but you're not going to be here forever life will get calmer for you just hang in there".

©A suicidal president