Let me tell you about my B!tch, love of my life Bella ,she is a she -dog
(emphasis on the "B!tch," because, you know, basic biology), so she is the main actress of this story. she has some very interesting and uncommon quirks.

Like take her eating habits ,has this unshakeable belief that every meal I handle her is secretly laced with cyanide and plutonium. Like, seriously, girl, it's just kibble(animal food) .

So the main plot twist is ,
every mealtime...