Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin the crowd (shouted in the arena) Justin said "Thank you all for coming tonight I had a good time I'm out". (Justin walked backstage and went home for the night) Justin said "lets watch some Netflix and chill". Selena said "You know Justin you should talk your feelings out". "What Did you say"? Selena replied "I said you should talk your problems out". Justin said "I don't gotta do nothing you say". Selena Gomez told Justin "Justin I'm not your enemy I'm your girlfriend so treat me like a man should you talk about girls all the time in your songs here is your chance". Justin replied "I don't have to do S". Selena Gomez replied "Justin you are so full of yourself you're so two faced it's unreal you should practice what you preach". Justin said "whatever just get out of my way". (Justin pushed Selena out of the way as he was walking tords the door) Selena said to him "Where are you going now because you look drunk". Justin said "I'm going drag racing". Selena said " Justin you're drunk you shouldn't do that I don't think that's right Justin". Vrrrrrrrrroooooom (Justin Bieber got in the car and drove down the road and he got pulled over by the police) "Justin said "What is this"? (the police walked up to his car) The police said "sir can I see your liscence and registration please"? Justin said (here and he threw his liscence to the police officer) (the police officer came back from his car) the police officer asked Justin Bieber "Sir have you been drinking". "Justin said " No I ain't drunk no I haven't been drinking". (The police officer steped back) "Sir can you step out the car I need you to do a breathalyzer test". Justin said "What the F is this I ain't drunk". The police officer said "by the way sir ain't isn't even a word that's not how you talk". Justin said "So you're the Grammer patrol now what is this". (Justin Bieber did the breathalyzer test he was falling all over the place) "the police officer said "Sir you are under arrest". "Justin Bieber said "What the F is this what did I do what did I do what did I do. (Justin Bieber got processed into the jail in Miami) The officer said "Pull everything out of your pockets and put it on the table". (Justin got his phone wallet and car keys and threw it on the table). The officer said "Your little stupid song baby baby baby no baby baby baby no you think I want to hear that S". Justin Bieber replied "Yeah whatever atleast I got money". The officer said "So we all got money". Justin Bieber said "uh huh yeah whatever". (Justin Bieber called his mother on the phone) Justin Bieber "Look I made a mistake". Pattie said "Damn it Justin you are always getting into some kind of trouble I want you too stay in there I want too teach you a lesson find a way to get yourself out of jail you're a smart man you wanna be a man so I will treat you like a man I'm not going to baby you I'm not getting you out." Justin Bieber said "Okay thanks for everything we've been through a lot together". Pattie replied "I know Justin we all have you got yourself into this so you figure out how too get out bye". Justin Bieber replied "Why she just hang up on me like that". (Justin went back to his cell he got his bank account number and the name of his bank on his hand He grabbed his stuff and went back to the phone) Unknown Bank "Hello who am I speaking with". Justin replied "This is Justin Bieber I need to open my account". Unknown Bank "What is your full name". Justin responded "My full name is Justin drew bieber". Unknown bank "What is your date of birth". Justin replied "My birthday is March 1st 1994". Unknown Bank "What is your bank account number". Asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Unknown bank "Oh I see so I am speaking to a celebrity you are". Justin Bieber responded "Dont repeat it did you get it did you get it". Unknown bank "yes we got it". Justin Bieber replied "ok". Unknown bank "What is your JIN number". Justin replied "Bear... Wear... Bear...". Unknown bank "alright". Justin said "Did you get it". Unknown Bank "yes we got it". Justin responded "cool". Unknown bank "what is the amount that you would like too deposit out of your account". Justin said "Deposit $A-2 dollars". Unknown bank "did you get the amount". Unknown Bank "yes we got it that completes your transaction". Justin Bieber Replied "Alright cool peace". Unknown Bank "Take care Mr Bieber". (Justin Bieber got on the ground and did some push-ups A couple hours later a guard goes by his cell) Officer "Mr Bieber pack it up you are free to go". Unknown bunkie "Hey dude before you go can I get your autograph". Justin Bieber responded "No". Unknown Bunkie "But I listen to your music dude come on bro it's just a signing". Justin Bieber replied "I said no look I am in a bad place right now can I at least get some privacy I already gotta sit on the toilet with everybody looking at me the least you can do is give me some privacy if you are a fan the least you can do is respect my wishes if I tell you no then accept that". Unknown Bunkie "alright dude I respect that". (Justin turned around and walked out of his cell everybody was looking at him through the windows". Unknown inmate said "Wassup Justin". Officer said "He's leaving".

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