Once, I was walking down Elm Street. Had to go to buy some meat from the market for juicy steak. A small dwarf approaches and asks, "Where you going Eh Girl? Thought if you would help me to find my way home. "Oh! A Leprechaun! I've never seen such a teeny- weeny man!" I qouthed. "Ah! Pity me. Not a Leprochaun I am! Dwarf it is collen. I see you going to the market? I think going to buy steak?" asks the Dwarf. "You sure are a sagacious dwarf! How did you know By the way?" comes the question to me. "Leave that and take me home! I want to go to my ma! She'll feed me bœuf bourguignon." cries the dwarf. "Where is your house? Litte Man?" ask I. Suddenly the dwarf disappers. " Where did he go? Did he die." cries me. The dwarf looks at me from his house. He finds his way home. Don't know how! "Ah! Girls are just a headache. Just know talking and nothin'....
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