My name is Min.

I'm cruising downtown on my new motorcycle, my crush Haylie's arms around me. It's a hot summer, so I leave my buttons open and let my cotton shirt flap around. Haylie holds my waist tight and leans forward, about to whisper something probably sexy in my ear—

"ARISE VERMIN !" I hear someone yell as she draws the curtains, allowing sunlight to invade my room like spears. "It's Monday!"

I groan and throw the covers over my head. "Go away woman!"

Annoyingly enough, she comes and yanks them off me, exposing my body to the freezing morning air. I coil up and groan,

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"

"You have school, get your àss off the bed."

Nine words that'll be the reason I eventually commit...