LAFAYETTE 30728 BY: J. M. BALLINGER (SOAP OPERA STORIES) (2-27-2024)
(On our last episode of LAFAYETTE 30728, Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist crashed the car into Matthew Joseph Jr. and Betty Jo Tanner's car. When Matthew Joseph Jr. and Betty Jo Tanner was about to check on the people who crashed into there car, but was stopped by Officer Bill. As Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum was driving Pastor Nora Sunkist's car to TIMELESS HOSPITAL to check on Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist, but Harvey Gum has a deep dark secret about Ashlee Sunkist. Fide out this and much, much, more on this episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)
EPISODE: #6
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum were finding a place to park Pastor Nora Sunkist's truck, the TIMELESS HOSPITAL amabules was pulling in with Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist.)
Harvey Gum: Patten me, nurse, can you please tell me if y'all have Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist here? They were both involved in a big car crash.
Nurse Beverly: Um, excuse me, can you not see that I am on a phone right now? Please, take a number and wait your turn.
Harvey Gum: There is no one here except us three and we are all here to see Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist.
Nurse Beverly: Well, still, take a number and wait your turn, thanks. Hello, AWHOLELOTOFPIZZA?, yes...
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum sat in the front room of TIMELESS HOSPITAL in Oakwood, Georgia waiting, Doctor Kevin Tanner came in to ICU room with a depressed face.)
Doctor Kevin Tanner: Oh, my! I just some depressing news that Pastor Matthew Joseph's son, Matthew Joseph Jr., and my dearing daughter where in a car wreck. Luckily, they are alright, but Mary May, the one that is in a deep sleep, and Ashlee Sunkist, the one that lost her memory, are the car that hit them. What is this world coming to now days?
Doctor Dan: It is not your thought, Doctor Kevin Tanner. God has a plan for each and every one of us. Let us make every single day count that we get to live up here on planet Earth.
Doctor Kevin Tanner: Amen, Brother! Amen.
(As Nurse Beverly was typing away on computer waiting for the pizza to be delivered, Harvey Gum told Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist that he was going to the restroom. Unknowingly that Harvey Gum took a wrong turn, Harvey Gum was going to pay a visit to the ICU.)
Harvey Gum: Oh, Dear! It appears that poor Mary May is in a Coma. Ashlee Sunkist, are you alright?
Ashlee Sunkist: Ashlee Sunkist? Who is Ashlee Sunkist?
Harvey Gum: You are Ashlee Sunkist, silly. Do you not remember that you and I will soon become the parents of a beautiful bundle of joy.
Ashlee Sunkist: What? What are you talking about, sir?
(As Harvey Gum talks to Ashlee Sunkist in the ICU room, Pastor Nora Sunkist begins to wound about Harvey Gum.)
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Sweetie, were did Harvey Gum go to?
Bula Sunkist: I do not know. I think that Harvey Gum went to the restroom.
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Dear, I am not no rocket science, but is not the restroom right there?
Bula Sunkist: I do not know. I have never been to this hospital before.
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist told Bula Sunkist he was going to the restroom, Pastor Nora Sunkist took off to the ICU room.)
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Where, oh, where is Ashlee Sunkist? Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist must be in here somewhere.
(As soon as Pastor Nora Sunkist turned the corner in the ICU room, Pastor Nora Sunkist seen Harvey Gum French kissing Ashlee Sunkist!)
(Will Mary May ever come out her Coma that she is in? Will Ashlee Sunkist ever remember her past? Is Pastor Nora Sunkist not be holy for a moment and disagree with Harvey Gum? Find out this and much, much, more on the next episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)
EPISODE: #6
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum were finding a place to park Pastor Nora Sunkist's truck, the TIMELESS HOSPITAL amabules was pulling in with Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist.)
Harvey Gum: Patten me, nurse, can you please tell me if y'all have Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist here? They were both involved in a big car crash.
Nurse Beverly: Um, excuse me, can you not see that I am on a phone right now? Please, take a number and wait your turn.
Harvey Gum: There is no one here except us three and we are all here to see Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist.
Nurse Beverly: Well, still, take a number and wait your turn, thanks. Hello, AWHOLELOTOFPIZZA?, yes...
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum sat in the front room of TIMELESS HOSPITAL in Oakwood, Georgia waiting, Doctor Kevin Tanner came in to ICU room with a depressed face.)
Doctor Kevin Tanner: Oh, my! I just some depressing news that Pastor Matthew Joseph's son, Matthew Joseph Jr., and my dearing daughter where in a car wreck. Luckily, they are alright, but Mary May, the one that is in a deep sleep, and Ashlee Sunkist, the one that lost her memory, are the car that hit them. What is this world coming to now days?
Doctor Dan: It is not your thought, Doctor Kevin Tanner. God has a plan for each and every one of us. Let us make every single day count that we get to live up here on planet Earth.
Doctor Kevin Tanner: Amen, Brother! Amen.
(As Nurse Beverly was typing away on computer waiting for the pizza to be delivered, Harvey Gum told Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist that he was going to the restroom. Unknowingly that Harvey Gum took a wrong turn, Harvey Gum was going to pay a visit to the ICU.)
Harvey Gum: Oh, Dear! It appears that poor Mary May is in a Coma. Ashlee Sunkist, are you alright?
Ashlee Sunkist: Ashlee Sunkist? Who is Ashlee Sunkist?
Harvey Gum: You are Ashlee Sunkist, silly. Do you not remember that you and I will soon become the parents of a beautiful bundle of joy.
Ashlee Sunkist: What? What are you talking about, sir?
(As Harvey Gum talks to Ashlee Sunkist in the ICU room, Pastor Nora Sunkist begins to wound about Harvey Gum.)
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Sweetie, were did Harvey Gum go to?
Bula Sunkist: I do not know. I think that Harvey Gum went to the restroom.
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Dear, I am not no rocket science, but is not the restroom right there?
Bula Sunkist: I do not know. I have never been to this hospital before.
(As Pastor Nora Sunkist told Bula Sunkist he was going to the restroom, Pastor Nora Sunkist took off to the ICU room.)
Pastor Nora Sunkist: Where, oh, where is Ashlee Sunkist? Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist must be in here somewhere.
(As soon as Pastor Nora Sunkist turned the corner in the ICU room, Pastor Nora Sunkist seen Harvey Gum French kissing Ashlee Sunkist!)
(Will Mary May ever come out her Coma that she is in? Will Ashlee Sunkist ever remember her past? Is Pastor Nora Sunkist not be holy for a moment and disagree with Harvey Gum? Find out this and much, much, more on the next episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)