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A Letter To My Dentist
Before writing this letter I would like to inform that no dentist were harmed before and during the writing of this beautiful letter.

So, I wanted to share about the beautiful journey I had with my dentist, which I wished I never had. No seriously I want to go back in time and tell my younger self not to do this mistake.

Arey dentists are those type of doctors who scold you so much for not cleaning your teeth than actually fixing the problem. Like I always wondered to let them have a checkup from my mum and then scold them for the shit they do in their life and have so many disease. Like daat kon itna saaf karta ha?? Subah ko ek bar aur raat ko ek bar bus. Cause no one in my friend circle is gonna peep inside my mouth and check ki koi jagha bach toh nai gai.

4 saal, 4 saal lga diya mene daat theek karane meh fir bhi jyda kuch nai ukda balki in 4 saal meh mere 3 bar dentist change hogaye. 1 ka practice period kahtam hogya aur ek ne shaadi karli is time meh. 4 years I felt like an AMITY engineer; useless, aur voh 4 saal bhi mene apne braces tode ke band karvaye the. Yeah braces say yaad aya. They actually never wanted me to have actual braces. Matalb ha voh side ke 4 daat todne vale type. Instead they gave me some other kind of braces which atually from inside I felt like I was their Guinea pig ki jo bhi foreign countries meh saman use phle ispe try karke dekte ha fir baki sabko recommend karenge. In 4 years I felt like I was that student who was detained in the same class cause he was making no progress.

Actually the problem I felt or I was told by my relatives ki ache daat na ho toh achi ladki nai milti. And now when I think ki sachme 12 saal ke bache ko ise badi insecurity kabhi nai lagegi, ek toh zindagi me jane kyu boys school he likha tha, vaise baju vale school me admission mil gya tha fir bhi sabko lga ladko ke beech achse rahega, begadega nahi; jaise abhi toh meh Himalaya ko naikle vala tha 12th ke bad bus lockdown ne rok liya. Like daat kharab hoto the girl be like yaar tere daat theek hote na toh I would have married you. Jese budpe tak bachne vale the na yeh daat.

If you ever notice ki duniya meh adhe se zyda logo ke daat normally designed ha he nai. And they have no problem with it. Cause they also know ki daat theek karne se IT vale mughe nokri nai denge.

At the end me yahi khane chaunga. Ki to end those 4 miserable years I had to break my own braces matlab they were sticked to my teeth by some special glue kyunki asali meh kha lgavane dete na 4 daat jo todne par jate na. Aur break bhi accidentally hua. My mum brought a ladoo from Kerala which is a little hard to bite and the time I took a bite ek-ek karke sab niklake haat meh agaye. I had to fake out my tears kyunki bhai braces tooth gay na. And when my dad asked if I wanted them again I gave him the most horrifying look he would never forget.