Well I have it with this damn Google it never types when I tell it to and then it types by itself when I don't want it to, it listens to me when I'm not asking it to listen to me, and post things on Facebook by itself ...WTF ? AND the damn machine that takes your money up at the Quick Stop &Wal-Mart it never takes the money 😳 don't talk to me like I'm an idiot ask me questions about my phone number do I want a receipt dude I just want a cup of coffee just let me pay for it and go , 😡and it's a WOMAN'S voice 😳WTF ... no offense ladies, BUT this is the only woman that's never taken my money🤨 oh wait yes she does... Oh and now I got someone from the IRS calling me on a recording telling me I didn't pay my taxes in 2 years BITCH PLEASE... HAVE YOU SEEN THE GAS PRICES 😳 I haven't had a government do nothing for ME in 2 years 😡 the only one that doesn't.... wait a minute 🤔 CRAP.... I was going to say the only woman that doesn't take from me is my daughter 😂 but she loves me so that's all right 😘
Anyway Im about ready to join ALFALFAS WOMEN HATERS CLUB 😖
🤔 And while I'm at it, IF THAT CREEPY GIRL at the McDonald's drive-thru asks me to speak up 1 more MOTHER FING time when I go through there I'm going to shove 2 all beef patties special Sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun up her fucking....... 😡 GIRL HOLE !!!! Damn you vagina 😡 damn you 😡.... I'm such a wussy for Pussy🥺 it's my crack what can I say , 🥴no pun intended (totally intended) 😏 well I want to go crack open a beer 😋 bye !

ILL POST THAT AFTER I GO TO THE BATHROOM I GOT TO TAKE A DUMP COME ON ASS CHEEKS STAY TOGETHER
Man I really got to go to the bathroom
... hope I got toilet paper oh God I hope that was a fart oh shit I almost pissed on myself WTF ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS GOD DAMN IT GOOGLE I DIDN'T EVEN SAY YOU'RE FREAKING NAME STOP RECORDING ME WTF YOU'RE STILL RECORDING ME SON OF A BITCH DON'T PUT NO MORE SHIT ON FACEBOOK STOP IT YOUR A GOD DAMN EVIL POSSESSED DEMON GOOGLE ASSISTANT FROM HELL DO NOT POST IT WTF I SAID DON'T DON'T POST IT
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