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Akhbar and Birbal ( Sabse badi chizz)
Ek din Birbal Darbar mein uplabdh nahin thee...... aise mein Birbal se jalne wale sabhi sabhasad Birbal ke khilaf Akbar ke Kan bharane Lage...... Aksar aisa hi hota tha jab bhi Birbal Darbar mein upsthit nahin hote the...... tabhi idhar bariyon Ko mauka mil jata tha..... Aaj bhi Aisa hi mauka tha... Badshah ke shalee Mulla do pyaza ki saahh pae kuch sabhasadon ne kaha....jahapana aap vastav mein Birbal ko avashyakta se kuchh jyada hin mann dete Hain.... ham logon se jyada unhen chahte Hain.... aapane unhen bahut sar Chadha Rakha hai jabki.... Jo kam vehh karte hain vah kam ham bhi kar sakte hain Magar aap hamen mauka hi nahin dete.... Badshah ko Birbal ki burai acchi nahin lagti.... atah unhone unnchron ki Pariksha Li...dekho Aaj Birbal to yahan hai nahin aur mujhe Apne kuchh sawalon ka jawab chahie..... yadi Tum logon ne mere prashn ka Sahi sahi jawab nahin diya..... to main tum chaaron ko fansi per Chadha dunga.... Badshah ki baat sunkar vehh charon ghabra gae... unme se ek ne himmat karke kahan prashn bataiye Badshah salamat..... sansar mein Sabse badi chij kya hai?.... aur acchi tarah soch samajh kar jawab Dena Varna main kehh chuka Hun ki Tum logon Ko fansi per Chadha dunga..... "Badshah Akbar ne kaha"..... atpate jawab hargizz nahin chalenge... jawab ek hi Ho aur bilkul sahi ho..... Badshah salamat ne unn Charon ki or ghurte hue kaha.... Badshah salamat hamen kuchh Dinon ki mohlat dii jaaye.... unhone Salah kar ke kaha.... theek hai tum logon ko ek saptah ka samay deta hun...... "Badshah ne kaha"....charoon darbaari chale Gaye... aur Darbar ke bahar Aakar sochne Lage ki.... Sabse badi chij kya ho sakti h???..... ek Darbari bola meri Rai mein to Allah se bada koi nahin hai... dusra bola Allah koi chij nahin hai koi dusra Uttar socho¡¡.... tabhi Teesre ne kaha Sabse badi chij hai "bhookh".... Jo aadami se kuchh bhi karva sakti hai....nahin nahin bhookh bhi bardasht nhi ki ja sakti..... firr kya hai Sabse badi chij??..... 6 din beet gaye lekin unhen koi Uttar nahin soch Raha tha.... har kar vicharo Birbal ke paas pahunche aur use Puri ghatna ka sunaeye..... sath hi hath jodkar vinati ki.....ki prashn ka Uttar Bata de... Birbal ne muskurate hue kaha main tumhare prashn ka Uttar Dunga Lekin... meri ek shart hai....."hamen aapki Sharat Manzoor hai".... charanon ne ek sawar mein kahan... bus aap hamen is prashn ka Uttar Bata de taki hamari Jaan baksh de jaaye..... bataiye aap ki kya shart hai??.....to Birbal ne kaha Tum mese do Apne kandhon per meri char-Pai rakhkar Darbar mein le chaloge.... ek Mera hookah pakdega aur ek mere jute lekar chalega..... yah sunte hi vicharon sannata mein aa gaye.... unhen Laga Mano Birbal ne unke gal per kassker tamacha maar Diya Ho.... Magar vah kuchh bole hi nahin.....agar maut ka khof Na hota to vah Birbal ko munh Tod jawab dete...... Magar is samay majbur the atah..... turant razi Ho Gaye... do ne apne kandhon per Birbal ki char Pai uthai... Teesri ne unka hukka aur chauthi ne unk jutee lekar chal diye....raste mein log aascharya se unhen dekh rahe the..... Darbar Mai Badshah ne bhi unhen dekha... aur vahan maujud Darbariyon ne bhi per koi kuch samajh Na saka....tbhi Birbal bole maharaj duniya mein sbse baddi chizz hai "garaz"....yah log apni garaz se yah paalki yahan tak uthakar lae Hain.... Badshah muskurate rah gaye... aur vehh charon sir jhuka kar ek aur Khade the......yehh thi ajj ki kahani.....sabse baddi chizz....