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101 USES OF A BLANKET
1. To cover yourself.
2. To stuff it into leaking pipes.
3. To hide somewhere and make sonic boom sounds to jumpscare and prank people.
4. Improvised bag.
5. To tie things.
6. To burn to get fire for cooking, keeping ourselves warm, etc.
7. To cut it and make fun artworks like a little flower for example.
8. To just chew on it for fun.
9. To extract the loose threads for tying things, flossing your teeth, etc.
10. To wipe your face.
11. To cut it into small pieces and stuff up too many of it inside a little tin, so that it will shoot out due to the force when someone opens it (like a prank device).
12. To tie the leg of a dog to a cat.
13. To tie the tail of a dog to a cat.
14. To make static electricity.
15. To cry into because you don't like anything anymore.
16. To tie a big knot in the end and punch on it really hard because... you wanted to punch on something really hard.
17. To hide your legs while it's dark you are lying alone in the bed, to protect your legs from the creepy ghost under your bed.
18. To sneeze on and say "eww" at the sight of your snot, just to lick on it due to your intrusive thoughts.
19. To cut into tiny little pieces and eat, because you are starving and you don't have any food left.
20. To stitch a low quality shirt out of it.
21. To compress a lot of newspaper into a tiny ball, cover it in plastic bag, then cover it in the blanket and stitch it well to make a good enough cricket ball (I used to make this a lot).
22. To fold 10 times and call your friend and excitedly scream at them, "I finally folded it 10 times!" while they are confused about what the hell are you talking about.
23. To cut it in half, cover your fists with it and act like a professional boxer.
24. To make boxers (Not the Mike Tyson kind of boxer. But the underwear kind of boxer.)
25. To beat someone for fun, using it like a whip.
26. To put it in liquid nitrogen, look at the physical changes happening to it and uploading a video about it on YouTube for fun (Or for getting views and money, if you are a famous YouTuber who make videos about experiments like these.
27. To wet it, put liquid soap inside it and rub it to create too much foam to stick on your beard and mustache, so that you look like a really old man.
28. To make ash by burning it, which can be used to slap on your friend's face because you are such a big goofball.
29. To cover things from getting covered in dust.
30. To wipe away...