One Thursday evening, a 57-year old homeless man, nicknamed “Booger” was flying signs on the streets of Brooklyn, NYC in Flatbush near the Subway station by the Junction. He was hungry & hadn’t eaten in 5 days. It’s snowy, & he doesn’t want to go to the shelters because of how prison-like & brutal they are. Exploitative prison scam cults. He felt like, “I don’t feel like I want ‘religion’ pushed on me today. NOT TODAY!”

So, when Booger sees Lacie walking with some Chinese food, he said, “Hey baby. I sure think you’re a FINE woman. Sweet as the creme from a donut! Are you sweet enough to share your meal with a homeless man? Can I at least get a date with you?” & he had snot dripping from both sides of his nose. Lacie was turned off & said, “Eww! Um… I’m in a rush. I gotta go before I miss my train.” Then, she ran off.

He felt hurt. Then, Pastor Tru Nguyen walks up & says, “God bless you.” & hands a gospel tract.

Booger rolled his eyes & said, “No Jesus for me today, sir! I already had TOO much of that fake religion BS forced down my throat every time I go to the shelters or soup kitchens.”

Pastor Nguyen was shocked & said, “I’m sorry you feel that way, sir. What’s your name?”

“Everyone out here knows me by BOOGER.”

“Well,” Pastor Nguyen gasps. “Booger, may I pray with you? Because not all Christians are bad.” Then he quoted Matthew 6:33 & John 3:3. After that, he showed Booger John 3:16-18 & said, “I bet those shelters & soup kitchens never showed you these, huh?”

Then Booger said, “Why should I care about any RELIGION, when God hasn’t fed me in 5 days, & a good-looking babe just turned me down?”

Pastor Nguyen said, “Read these scriptures again, sir.” Then, they read those scriptures together & prayed together, & Booger accepted Jesus as his Lord & Savior.

After that, a woman MORE attractive & exotic than Lacie, named Brooke walked up & said, “Hello, you 2. I saw what happened, & what Lacie did was wrong. How about you & I, Booger, have a brunch date on Saturday, & we all can go together for food & Bible study. It’s on me!”

Then Booger said, “PRAISE THE LORD! Now, I have a hot babe to treat me to a decent meal.”

Pastor Nguyen said, “Your life & soul are more important than a hot babe.”

Booger put his head down & said, “You know what, Pastor Nguyen? You’re right!”

& then shortly before Booger woke up out of his nap, before the rude librarian kicked his desk, he woke up in real life & realized that it was JUST A DREAM! & the librarian said, “You can’t sleep here!”

After that, Booger went to the NEAREST church the following Sunday & saw Pastor Nguyen, Brooke & Lacie in church, for real, worshipping God. The same people who were in his dream during his nap at the library.