A Humorous Diary!!
Chapter-2 Caleb's Granny!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.
Narrator:

Today, Caleb looks like he’s carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. Why? His granny, Miss Fauler, has decided to visit him after ages. Caleb, the "perfect grandson" in her eyes, is now running around like a headless chicken because the only thing scarier than his granny's expectations is... well, his granny. Let's see what drama unfolds.


Scene : Coffee shop

(Phone rings. Caleb sighs heavily before picking up.)

Caleb: Hello, who’s this?

Caller: Hello...

Caleb: Oh, hi! Granny?

Caller: What do.........?

Caleb: No, no! I mean, just confirming if it’s you.

Caller: …

Caleb: Great to know you're still alive!

Caller: *****... ****....

Caleb: Wait! I didn’t mean it like that. You're getting hyper.

Caller: …

Caleb: OK, OK. Let’s talk later. Bye!

(He hangs up and grumbles to himself.)

Caleb: Even after centuries, she never misses a chance to roast me.



Scene : Caleb calls James

James: Hello? Who the hell is this?

Caleb: It’s me, Caleb.

James: Oh, it's the Hell's guard. What do you want now?

Caleb: Shut up and listen. Miss Fauler is coming.

James: Miss who?

Caleb: Granny. My granny!

James: And...?

Caleb: I need a favor. Can you keep her at your place for a few days?

James: HA! Why would I do that?

Caleb: My house is under repair.

James: So? Send her to a hotel!

Caleb: She’s my granny, James.

James: Yeah, your granny, not mine. Oh, and remember your uncle you parked at my place last year? That man drank half my bar, burned my stove while cooking some special dish, and left chili stains on my bathroom commot. Not to mention how he flirted with my married neighbors!

Caleb: OK, stop digging up the past....