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Did that hurt ? ⚠️
You know what really pisses me off,
I'm glad you asked,
I was walking past the table and I stub my toe on the chair and did that face you know the face I'm talking about 😫😖and cursed Every curse in the English language and then a couple in Chinese🤬 I'm a walking disaster I mean I do stupid s*** like,
Have you ever over stepped ? You know what I mean when you're walking down the steps and you get to the bottom but you think there's 1 more step and your foot just slams against the floor and you do that full body jerk and look like an idiot 😳 Or....
When you walk into the house and you think the screen door is open but it's not and you walk right through it, or worse you think the sliding door is open but it's not 🤕
All right here's my all-time favorite you ready........
Get a big loogie built up and turn your head to spit it out the window and the window is closed .....Or better yet, what I did today I went to throw my have full big gulp cup out the window and it was closed
M*****F***er😡
Oh then there's the classic the one that can really really just mess a whole day up.....
When you're playing with your phone and you forget your car is in reverse and you hit the gas 😲😤🤬
Well I did something even worse than all of that put together 🥺........👇👇
So........
My buddy was telling me about his mom, She's really having a hard time, he said she's kind of on the streets and not doing good .😥 You know so I took him out to dinner 🤠 Hung out with him & tried to cheer him up a little bit. I felt for him, he was telling me how his mom is selling herself for money and she's on those websites advertising sex (I asked if her name was Riding Robin in the hood he said NO) 😬🤐 He's embarrassed and I tried to tell him it's okay you know it's not your fault I feel bad he's my friend , I didn't know what to do for him. I really did feel bad. So on my way home I seen his mom 😳 and sure enough she was out on the corner OH MY GOD !!! I didn't know what to do 🤔
Well I FREAKING TOTALLY SCREWED THE POOCH on that one AND HIS MOM......... YEP not only did I do her I haggled with her about the price 🤨 and stole my money back when she passed out 🥴
© Life's a Hoot
I'm glad you asked,
I was walking past the table and I stub my toe on the chair and did that face you know the face I'm talking about 😫😖and cursed Every curse in the English language and then a couple in Chinese🤬 I'm a walking disaster I mean I do stupid s*** like,
Have you ever over stepped ? You know what I mean when you're walking down the steps and you get to the bottom but you think there's 1 more step and your foot just slams against the floor and you do that full body jerk and look like an idiot 😳 Or....
When you walk into the house and you think the screen door is open but it's not and you walk right through it, or worse you think the sliding door is open but it's not 🤕
All right here's my all-time favorite you ready........
Get a big loogie built up and turn your head to spit it out the window and the window is closed .....Or better yet, what I did today I went to throw my have full big gulp cup out the window and it was closed
M*****F***er😡
Oh then there's the classic the one that can really really just mess a whole day up.....
When you're playing with your phone and you forget your car is in reverse and you hit the gas 😲😤🤬
Well I did something even worse than all of that put together 🥺........👇👇
So........
My buddy was telling me about his mom, She's really having a hard time, he said she's kind of on the streets and not doing good .😥 You know so I took him out to dinner 🤠 Hung out with him & tried to cheer him up a little bit. I felt for him, he was telling me how his mom is selling herself for money and she's on those websites advertising sex (I asked if her name was Riding Robin in the hood he said NO) 😬🤐 He's embarrassed and I tried to tell him it's okay you know it's not your fault I feel bad he's my friend , I didn't know what to do for him. I really did feel bad. So on my way home I seen his mom 😳 and sure enough she was out on the corner OH MY GOD !!! I didn't know what to do 🤔
Well I FREAKING TOTALLY SCREWED THE POOCH on that one AND HIS MOM......... YEP not only did I do her I haggled with her about the price 🤨 and stole my money back when she passed out 🥴
© Life's a Hoot
