Okay so here's the deal I'm going out tonight and getting VERY VERY 🤔 yeah I need one more... VERY drunk !
NOW IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT 😳 ....
I have rules ....
1. If you have to ask your significant other if you're allowed to go out just STAY HOME, because there's not going to be a "I got to check in time"
2. Phones don't bring them if you do turn them off ,when you go out with me, you only need your phone to call your lawyer for bail... And if anyone gets locked up... Remember, you don't know us !
3. You throw up ON me NEAR me or within ear shot of me you have to GO HOME big Girl/boy nights over😘
4. This is a big one if you're too drunk to drive home I will call you a ride and I will pay !!! 👍
5. All right if you're in any kind of bad mood or depressed or sad I feel bad for you but keep that s*** with you AT HOME !!! I'm going out tonight to party not cry ...okay ..? ALRIGHTY THEN 😀
NOW WHO'S WITH ME ? !!!!!😀🤨
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Now get off the couch stop reading Facebook stop arguing with your significant other or your mom or dad if you're living at their house sleeping on their couch or basement and let's go get weird I mean 1985 weird pastel shirts khakis members only jacket cuz we're the only f****** members left and I quote the Great Pink Floyd "We are all just bricks in the wall" how can you have any puddin if you don't eat your meat let's go eat the f****** meat so we have our puddin😜😎

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