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Tale of Ned
"Hmm, Guy, check out that thing" Squash points at a girl standing close to a pillar leading to the staircase of the second floor of Gs building.
" That is heavy" Osama replied to him.
" I have collect number from her, look at her, so beautiful and curvy, this opportunity cannot be missed" As Squash moved to her direction, he heard a certain voice calling out to him. "Yo, Dave" (By the way, that squash's name). The moment Dave turned to answer him, the girl finished whatever she was doing there and left.
Osama and Dave were vexed and decided to throw their tantrum on the caller. " Ned, wetin be your problem" Osama asked
" What did I do" Ned was confused of the question being asked to him.
"Come for class, you said no, you want to distract others, see opportunity wasted" said Dave while looking at Ned with a vexed but funny looking eye.
At that point, what Ned could do was just to laugh, but then apologized to Dave for spoiling his business.
"Anyways" Ned began a conversation "lectures don start, wetin una dey do here".
"Me, enter that class, noooo" Dave replied, " I no de go that Gs class, u don see me for that class before".
Ned was already used to this reply from him, but what shocked him the most is that, Dave doesn't attend classes much but comes out with a good grade, which made him wonder how he did it.
"Alright" Ned gave up on trying to bring Dave " Yo, Osama, are you coming?".
It is at that moment that Dave and Ned that Osama was not even in their conversation but looking at something that he considered "Heavy"(If you know, you know).
"No worries, you are a lost cause" Ned gave up on him too.
Osama heard the last statement and used his normal method of threatening Ned "If I pick cane for you". Little did he know that Ned had a comeback, which was unexpected "If you finger you". For the first time, he silenced Osama and shocked Dave. There was a brief moment of silence before the three began laughing.
Ned found out the class was not holding anymore and luckily for him, that was his only lecture for the day, so he went to do one of the things he loved to do the...
" That is heavy" Osama replied to him.
" I have collect number from her, look at her, so beautiful and curvy, this opportunity cannot be missed" As Squash moved to her direction, he heard a certain voice calling out to him. "Yo, Dave" (By the way, that squash's name). The moment Dave turned to answer him, the girl finished whatever she was doing there and left.
Osama and Dave were vexed and decided to throw their tantrum on the caller. " Ned, wetin be your problem" Osama asked
" What did I do" Ned was confused of the question being asked to him.
"Come for class, you said no, you want to distract others, see opportunity wasted" said Dave while looking at Ned with a vexed but funny looking eye.
At that point, what Ned could do was just to laugh, but then apologized to Dave for spoiling his business.
"Anyways" Ned began a conversation "lectures don start, wetin una dey do here".
"Me, enter that class, noooo" Dave replied, " I no de go that Gs class, u don see me for that class before".
Ned was already used to this reply from him, but what shocked him the most is that, Dave doesn't attend classes much but comes out with a good grade, which made him wonder how he did it.
"Alright" Ned gave up on trying to bring Dave " Yo, Osama, are you coming?".
It is at that moment that Dave and Ned that Osama was not even in their conversation but looking at something that he considered "Heavy"(If you know, you know).
"No worries, you are a lost cause" Ned gave up on him too.
Osama heard the last statement and used his normal method of threatening Ned "If I pick cane for you". Little did he know that Ned had a comeback, which was unexpected "If you finger you". For the first time, he silenced Osama and shocked Dave. There was a brief moment of silence before the three began laughing.
Ned found out the class was not holding anymore and luckily for him, that was his only lecture for the day, so he went to do one of the things he loved to do the...
