Hate scam & robocalls? Here's your new voice mail greeting for unwanted callers.

Hello! You've reached the voice mail of Lucy Bowels (or Lou C. Bowels for men). I would like to shoot the shit with you, but I'm having a crappy day. I got some runs & I'm in/out house. If you think you can hold it, I'm sure I'll be backed up in a pinch. I know it stinks but, do me a solid & grunt it out here. I'll get on the can & call soon as I can get it out. I'm sure we'll constipate out relationship & be doing our business together soon. Thank you for calling. Be blessed & may something special move you today! 💩











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