Chapter 2

With every step closer I took towards the entrance of the bank, my whole soul became more weighted with an impending sense of destruction and doom. I entered into the bank and immediately noticed that I was the only actual customer in the building. I'd hoped it would be more busy, so I could blend in with other customers, but no such luck. This whole day couldn't be starting any better, I facetiously thought to myself. The eyes of the four bank tellers fell upon me, as a sudden and unexpected chill coursed through my body. They seemed more akin to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, than just docile bank tellers. I was suspect already, and I knew it. Worse I was an only suspect. This must be how an only child feels whenever she or he breaks the law at home. My clothing choice, which was my only choice of clothing sadly, was not what any self respecting man would wear, to do any sort of business, anywhere, at any time of day. I however, was not a self respecting man. I'm quite certain I wasn't even a respected man at this point. Here I was though, ready to try and sell myself as such. I approached the first teller with check and driver's license in hand. As I got to his window, he looked...