-I went for an interview yesterday and Boom!! My ex was the interviewer. Satan's only begotten son ask me to mention 7 Indian biscuits🙄😏😭

-I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I thought you already knew.
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-Dating a slim girl is cool😇😆until you slap her ass and it sounds like a screenshot😂😂😁😁
Good day ahead🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

-I started respecting witchcraft after I saw my uncle watching tv with one eye. When I asked him why? He said he was saving electricity.

Am still looking for a place to faint.
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-My boyfriend's mom said I should not step my feet in their house again....so I'm sitting in a wheelchair 👨🏻‍🦽 going there now. Or what do you guys think?...🤣🙄

-Depression is killing me😭😭someone should talk to me please before I drink mango juice.

-Imagine ur bf is telling u a story and he says "for example, let's say u are cute😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂

- Guys pray for me please, I'm not feeling too well, I've lost appetite. Out of twelve slices of pizza, I was able to eat just nine and half*🤷🏽‍♂️😳

-My problem right now is that my boyfriend just put a picture of a woman on his WhatsApp status and he said it is the portrait of his mum when she was young.*

*Daniel was your mum also wearing a nose mask when she was a youth!* 😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

-Check your breasts, look at them carefully and tell me if you deserve that Val’s Day gift given to you?😭😭* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

-I just bought my first car today and words alone can’t explain how much I’m lying 🤥*

-Dating a girl with small boobs is sweet and fun until you lie on her chest and you feel like you are sleeping on your earphones 🤣*

-My dad slapped me so hard this morning😭just because I was looking for my book inside his Wallet😢*

-The aroma I perceived from my neighbour's kitchen was that of chicken but they served me fish. Should I return it and make them realize their mistakes?😂😂* 💔

-No woman is perfect, just choose your headache and start taking paracetamol extra* 😂

-I've never seen a cute Mathematics teacher before.

*They all look like quadratic equations🤣🤣*

-If not for the love I have for walking, how much is Lexus that I can't buy* 😏🚶‍♂️

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