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What It's Like To Be A North Pole Elf In A Magic Kingdom
Hello. My name is Caramel. You may call me Cara or Mel; either name will work. I am the North Pole Elf who makes anything caramel like candies, popcorn, taffy apples, etc. Since I came here, I've been making these. I'm worried I'll run out before Chirstmas! Children want them all the time. I only give out so many, then, I cut kids off. My limit is one bag of candy, one tub of popcorn, and one taffy apple or other caramel treat per day. The kids argue and fight. At least the Never Sprites are well-behaved. Those cuties wait their turns and respect my rules. Tweak, pinch their cheeks! Did you know Never Sprites wait until I ask if they want treats? They never ask directly for things they don't need. Another thing is: Never Sprites clean up and leave afterward. They remind me of Brownie, a Sprite I know! Never Sprites are like shy elves I know because they blush and never speak. Those elves will tell you that Never Sprites never teach outsiders their language. Fairies can't teach us North Pole Elves because Never Sprites won't teach them! Some North Pole Elves have learned Never Sprite, though. Grumpy had to help three or four Never Sprites and Goofy inside Dragon Mountain. I was in there once too. I'm glad to be out, but those Never Sprites still won't teach me more words. I only spoke to them inside the mountain because I and all North Pole Elves acquire languages quickly, but only in emergencies. After our charges are safe, we revert back to the North Pole Elf Language or our original languages. This kingdom has nice wheather in the front and bad wheather in the back. No one goes to the back of the Kingdom, or to the side sections. I've never been in a place that was like Prison!