Day - 008

Apparently there's a new strain of covid it's called the" BITCH VARIANT" not be confused wth the "LESBIAN VARIANT " which men seem to be COMPLETELY immune to , everywhere I went today everybody's in a bad freaking mood 🤔

Day - 456

O
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Just great just Great on top of everything else going on in my life right now I just got a freaking phone call and the guy told me my car's extended warranty is up 😳
What the hell man this just keeps getting worse... 😖

Day - 620

Look I know y'all think I make this Shit up 🤔but I don't I ain't got that much time and not for nothing, But if the world depended on me to save it and two squirrels stopped right in front of me and started humping,😳 Welcome to the end of the world.
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WAIT a dam minute 🤨 In my defense how many times have you seen squirrels humping 😳
Seriously 😳🤔
EXACTLY !!!
BUT I DIGRESS..... Life's weird I'm just the goofy wingman 🥴

Day - 991

Oh SHIT!!!! 😳
THIS ISN'T GOOD, I think I'm losing my memory I might even have old timers I don't know what I'm going to do this is scary ,
I was trying to remember my 1st birthday .........
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Day - 212

All right one more thing before I go to bed 🤔
All right I got 58 friends and I know only 10 of ya really talk to me so to you 10 reading this I'm thinking of changing my name 😀👍❤️
Let me explain I ain't the same guy was years ago I'm a totally new person well kinda the same but way older and used like a used new person 😳
PRE-OWNED THERE YOU GO 👌😀 anyway so if I'm going to have a new life why not a new name 👍
Now I don't know what I'm going to choose yet but I've been thinking real hard about it so let me run a few by you 🤨🤗
1: Rock Hard 😀????
2: Juan A. Dewme 👍😎
3: Ivan Licinpuski 🥴
4: Dick Goesinya 😀
5: Maximus Orgasmus👌
6: O. Magawd😏
7: Ty U. Downs ❤️
8: Moe Cocinyas❤️‍🔥
9: Jack Mehoff💪
10: Peter S. Hugecoksard 😘

GOODNIGHT 😘👍

P.S. Ladies can you please explain pity sex 🤔 I don't get it 😏

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