It was a New Year Calvin, and Catherine was at home having a low carb snack. You know grandma I want us to go visit Shadow Leigh said Calvin I don’t think we should that’s the place where people get murdered at replied Catherine. No it’s not remember our friend Lolly she is there said Calvin listen I know you have a good heart for that lady but I really don’t talk to Lolly very much, and I don’t think we have anything in common I like riding bikes, she likes picking up mouses, I like reading books, and she likes eating her own boogers she is too gross in my opinion replied Catherine. You know what you are exactly right that lady is so gross one day she rubbed her booger on my nice shirt one day before her son put her into a home it was so disgusting said Calvin. Now you know that lady is gross she will make you throw up by looking at her pick in her nose...