A disgruntled politician died suddenly and made his way up to heaven. He got as far as the gates only to find they were shut. He knocked on the gates and waited impatiently for an answer. The gate began to open and the politician started to push his way through. Wait one minute a voice resounded "Who are you and where are you going?"
To the top the politician answered confidently.
Wait a moment said the voice I need to ask you, who you are and your profession before you go any further.

I am Peadear Okeefe also known as Deputy Okeefe a well respected politician and trail blazer. If you need something done today, I can get it done yesterday.
To who am I speaking asked the politician.
The one who created all this answered the voice.
Are you God? asked the politician. Some call me that others call me by other names, but yes call me God.
Just then God appeared to the politician.
I want to get in said the politician.
Why should I let you in asked God.
The politician answered I will get you a new set of gates if you let me in.
I don't need a new set of gates God replied.
You do said the politician, and I'm the man to get them for you.
Where will you get them asked God.
Leave that up to me answered the politician, I know people who have connections.
These are big gates said God where would you find a foundry big enough to forge such a set.
Leave it with me said the politician.
I will go and get them done and when I return with them , I can be the first person to pass through the new gates into heaven. I will...