1. I was walking down the street minding my own business when out of nowhere a guy came up behind me and grabbed my dick. He then proceeded to pull his pants down and started jacking off while he walked away.

2. I had just gotten back from work and was getting ready to go home when I noticed a man standing outside my window. He looked at me and smiled before going inside. A few minutes later, he came back out and asked if I wanted to smoke some weed. I told him yes and we went to my room where he gave me a blunt. We smoked for about half an hour and then he said he had to leave. As soon as he left, I realized...